Rise of Skywalker Spoiler Memes

Alex Muresianu
3 min readDec 25, 2019

Here are a bunch of spoiler memes from the Rise of Skywalker kept here, so proceed at your own risk.

Passerby on Tatooine: What’s your name?
Rey:

When you find out that Rey is Palpatine’s granddaughter and if Anakin is also the offspring of the emperor then Rey is actually Kylo Ren/Ben Solo’s aunt

J.J. Abrams after seeing Rian Johnson try and “subvert expectations” with the Last Jedi

The Critics: Rise of Skywalker is trash
Me:

J.J. Abrams: *shows Luke lifting his X-Wing out of murky water, features the voices of like every Jedi ever, shows the twin suns of Tatooine again, shows Leia learning the ways of the Force*
Me (through tears):

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Alex Muresianu

Young Voices contributor and Tufts student writing about economics. Published: The American Conservative and The Washington Examiner. @ahardtospell